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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Final Countdown starts quietly playing next.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

If Gob is on the ISS, I'll finally respect him as a magician.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As you fall through the atmosphere at such a rate that the air catches fire…

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Hey now, you can burn yourself with compressive heating just fine down here on earth. Specifically by accidentally touching the pipe between the pump and tank on my air compressor the other day.