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Fun fact: Python is the only programming language named after an animal!

.. javascript ???

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, indeed, I see javascripts in the wild every day.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it's not a programming language.

It's a tool for degenerates (said the kid who grew up rotting his brain with vbscript)

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Am professional js dev, can confirm. Have maximum brain rot.

skibidi

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh, whatever. It puts food on the table...

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not judging, I know the pain

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not even that much of a pain. I'm mostly dealing with TypeScript, very rarely vanilla JavaScript, and it's even enjoyable most of the time.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I was must continuing the joke.