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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago
[–] clif@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :

Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I'll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.