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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Imagine ~~exploring~~ exploiting thousands of people and still ending up poor

[–] vahtos@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure after exploring thousands of people you're more likely to get chlamydia than rich. I could be wrong though, maybe try it?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Will report back if I get permission from the wife. Wish me luck.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, simply impoverished with his 225 million dollars that remain.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How could anyone last a week like that? Absolutely abandoned by society, that man is.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tell me about it. I bet he can't even just walk out onto the helipad and fly to work, he probably has to have a chauffeur drive him through TRAFFIC.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

American workers were not exploitable enough for their business model

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Its so easy to guess this shit. Billionaire? Definitely has fucked people over.