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Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed π
Yeah use a champagne bottle, theyβre much stronger. Though make sure itβs uncorked.
Speaking from your friend's experience amirite ;)
Damn I didn't expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids
Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.
I think it's jars that you're supposed to avoid.
Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?
I don't know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can't stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself
spoiler
She's called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.
The Second one is one man one jar. I'm just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They're better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.
My spoiler didn't work. Am giving up with it
A glass bottle shattering inside of someone's bum literally started a war.