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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason (www.theverge.com)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If there's a market for christian shit i'm sure he'll capture it

There is and he absolutely will. The market for "Christian" specific everything is huge. People that buy that sorta shit also generally don't know what a good product actually is so costs can be cut and noone's the wiser.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

See: Everything Kevin Sorbo has done since 1996.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah Christian movies are almost always the direct-to-dvd type of junk that you find in a $3 bin somewhere. The only one I can even think to name is Sound of Freedom and that wasn't even so much Christian as it was right-wing fantasy. The studio that made it is a Christian studio, however.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nah Christian movies are almost always the direct-to-dvd type of junk that you find in a $3 bin somewhere.

I would have thought the same thing a month ago. When I was looking for an opera, I stumbled on where I think this stuff is shoveled. Here's 35 christian movies shown in theaters likely near you in since May 2022.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Me: "what is Fat Home Vents..?"

Me, 5 seconds later: "ohhhhh"