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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason (www.theverge.com)

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We should be so lucky to get 90s Nickelodeon! No, I think the article said it's going to be mostly original programming so it's a safe bet whatever it is will be like Hallmark on steroids

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 3 months ago

Hallmark is an abomination to everything decent in the world. The movie channel, not the cards I mean:-).

Also, I'm literally struggling imagining how it could possibly get more saccharine than it already is?! Hasn't it reached peak levels of evilness already, at which point where would they even go from there?

Probably just videos where you watch gay people get beat up (nonbinary and such would be too confusing to them to even watch). So "Christian" S&M.