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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults."

Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

As a life long boy scout (cub scouts through eagle scout) and as a navy veteran, I feel qualified to tell you the military is definitely not adults boyscouts.

The military is more like that game you hear about high school dudes playing in the locker room, where everyone Jerks off on a cooki, but the last to cum has to eat the cookie. That's basically exactly what the military is like. If you aren't a big enough jerkoff, you get the cookie. Everyone around you is always jerking off. And all you do is think about how much you don't want to be the one eating that cookie.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Oh no... I guess I have to eat the cookie again." - My gay ass

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Lmao.

🎵IN THE NAVY🎶

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cut out the cookie...

[–] Dax87@forum.stellarcastle.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that sounds like something a seaman would say

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hey now I was an airman, not a seaman. We get testee about that lol

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Armies didn't exist before George Washington

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago
[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Then there is "hurry up and wait". "Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm."

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.