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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

drugs are illegal and plentiful in the US. Purchase them and if not arrested stock up as an alternate option.

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Other than being white, how can I make it from the arrest to prison alive?

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 3 months ago

mmm. thats a tough one, but either way. Problem solved.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take grim comfort that police killing people is noteworthy enough to make the news, you'll prolly be fine!

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Police killings have been on the rise and virtually none of them have made the news

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Generally, you should make it to prison alive because it's a business and you being there makes them money. Getting out of prison alive however is much more difficult. In theory, having you as a repeat offender is more profitable, but your organs might be more profitable instead. Depends on the market...

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 3 months ago

well you don't expect to be arrested for free do you?