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Just a dad helping out (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's one website. How much could it cost, £500?

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Maybe it had too many cookies.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Damn, now it is bloated

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Probably a local gym.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

The most important thing is what you'll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Here's some money, go build a JStor