That moment when your relatives or family friends gift you Russian chocolate candy like it's a special treat but you just really don't want to put it in your mouth

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

could you find me a link for something that talks about this awful Russian chocolate? cuz I couldn't find that either

[–] nawa@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guess I can give you a link to how it looks packaged https://images.app.goo.gl/xAAtahXj3H6KYqtx5

It can also be St Claus (Grandfather Frost in Russia) or a bear

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the biggest give away is that you'd notice pretty quickly whether or not something is chocolate. The fact that this guy ate cremated ashes and STILL assumed it was chocolate is unbelievable.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not if your a dark chocolate liker B)

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

you need to eat better chocolate, normal dark chocolate tastes fine if a little bitter.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

Even after covid?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could be real, can't be too sure, gotta double check.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what about the ash vase chocolate thing?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You’re right, I got a bit ahead of myself. Allow me to clarify. In general, the wind in Russia moves from east to west, which is a consideration in both air travel and windmill construction. However, helicopters are among the least impacted aircraft due to their free-form movement and large, stable propellers. Takeoff and landing can both occur within a relatively small area even in unfavorable conditions. I hope that answers any lingering questions.

[–] Alk@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I love you.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

yes, that answers everything. thank you

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

If I look at the ceiling will you steal my lungs?