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Kevin Bacon Dons Elaborate Disguise To Experience Life As Non-Famous Person, Concludes “This Sucks” (deadline.com)

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

My Kevin Bacon number is two. I know a guy who was an extra in tremors. I have no other achievements in life, so this will have to do.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If I suck your dick it's almost like I sucked Kevin Bacon's dick

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's beautiful

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It brings a tear to my eye

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

That's what I keep telling people

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine is 3 my brother was in an indi film with an actress who was in a movie with him. I'm pretty sure she was one of the three main characters in The craft I just can't remember her name.

[–] 1stQ@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

https://oracleofbacon.org/ Mine is 4. But I live in Europe.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It bothers me that you never closed your HTML tag

[–] senkora@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Perhaps is a self-closing html5 tag and they omitted the slash as allowed by the spec

http://xahlee.info/js/html5_non-closing_tag.html