this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
235 points (100.0% liked)

196

16563 readers
1774 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone
greembow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
moss@lemmy.world
queue@beehaw.org
funky_rodent@lemmy.blahaj.zone
PeachyMcPeachface@lemmy.blahaj.zone
threegnomes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
greembow@lemmy.world
remotelove@lemmy.ca
Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de
qaz@lemmy.world
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemm.ee
qaz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
qaz@lemmy.ca
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
qaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Qaz@lemmy.ml
qaz@sh.itjust.works
qaz@lemmy.sdf.org
235
Horse rule (slrpnk.net)
submitted 4 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
41 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

Or maybe this is made up

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe this is made up

Nuh uh.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Source: I was the horse

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

RIP

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Yumm, cremated horsecock.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

[–] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

what do you think?

[–] sep@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP