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Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!
As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Roll over your neighbors dog
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
It's cops, cops, cops!
It's hogs, hogs, hogs
One can read, the other one can write
Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.
As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.