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submitted 5 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Trail@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am interested in your json porn.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

{
  "act1": {
    "position": "reverse cowgirl"
    "etc...": {}
  }
}

Not sure what you expected

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.