not necessarily the same number of farts though. think about it; if you are known as being pro-fart and think farts are funny, farters are going to gravitate to you and are going to fart at you. if you're vehemently anti-fart and make that clear to people around you, they won't feel comfortable farting around you. these fart lovers ain't tricking me again. keep your bodily gasses to yourself at all times

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One could argue if you have those "not playing along" vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:

Fart

undesired fart

undesired stealth fart

undesired stealth fart one cannot really address

undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And don't forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I thought my flat was bad for playing fart tag, that sounds glorious!

[–] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Fart Karen's! Oh boy, that is hilarious!

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Bullshit. Good friends will target you due to your dislike of it.