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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I'm used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Tbf this specific dog looks like he's been abusing hard drugs.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.

"Whose a good boy?"

"????????????"

"You're a good boy!"

"!!!!!!!!!!!"

This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

Translation: "Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!"

Dog Mind: ";;;"

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

With those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !

Don't most hoofed critters?