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House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars' (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 5 months ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This scene smells like a mixture of stale Budlight and PowerBait.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Throw in some Newports and that’s the smell of some of the best nights in my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I mean not to shit on your kinks but we gotta get you up to at least nightcrawlers