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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Until you step on the owners dog.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then you will be stepped on by the owner probably

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is a metaphor, right? Right?

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

U just have to profusely apologize to the dog on your knees and we can both move about our day happily. It’s not that hard