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Responsible guidance is a choice (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I have an ex who was a self-described jar goblin and fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job the entire time we were together. I keep as few jars in my home as possible now, and I use the two little heart-handled spoons she left behind when she moved as solely to scoop wet cat food from the tin because fuck her.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago

...fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job

I'm sorry for your pain, but I laughed out loud at this. Guffawed, even.