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Unless, hear me out, god is a golden retriever and needs to be reminded how much of a good boy He is
this golden retriever has committed many atrocities in the old testament
"Bad god!" hits god with a rolled up newspaper
Clearly he wasn't trained properly as a pup
Sadly the doggo walked all over the holy keyboard and wrote the old testament