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Both of the guards have a handle. If the guard that always lies pulls his handle, then the minecart will divert to the second track. If both guards pull their handle, the prisoners will be released. One of the handles is covered by a wooden box, where half of the wooden planks of the original box have been replaced by new ones cut from a tree that fell when nobody was around. If guard A is taller than guard B, are we getting paid for this quest?

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An ischemic stroke occurs when the blood supply to part of the brain is blocked or reduced. This prevents brain tissue from getting oxygen and nutrients. Brain cells begin to die in minutes. Another type of stroke is a hemorrhagic stroke. It occurs when a blood vessel in the brain leaks or bursts and causes bleeding in the brain. The blood increases pressure on brain cells and damages them.

A stroke is a medical emergency. It's crucial to get medical treatment right away. Getting emergency medical help quickly can reduce brain damage and other stroke complications.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would've said an emergency stroke is when someone says they'll be gone for "5-15 minutes"

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

With your introduction, you don't really leave a good enough impression for me to care what you would have said.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hold up have we met before or what introduction are you talking about?

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

AFAIK the first thing you ever said to me was an off topic comment about masturbation.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Are you talking about the stroke joke?