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[โ€“] bappity@lemmy.world 132 points 5 months ago (4 children)

if someone is actually using ai to grade papers I'm gonna LITERALLY drink water

[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T

[โ€“] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

[โ€“] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 5 months ago

As a large languag model I do not drink water

[โ€“] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to drink my water before you get to it!

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

[โ€“] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

drinks the blood.

NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

weeps

immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

[โ€“] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

HYDROHOMIES UNITE

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Imma do it this evening, so hydrate up, bud

[โ€“] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Look up Texas's STAAR writing tests

[โ€“] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I have a colleague who is trying hard to do it, but it isn't good enough yet fortunately. I point out as many issues as I can to deter him but it ain't working.