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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not going to lie. His felon status has very little to do with why I won't vote for him

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is it the rape? It's the rape I bet.

[–] Staubsaugernasenmann@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

Nah, the hair

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Honestly, if you don't want to vote for a rapist or someone who helped facilitate rape you are shit out of luck at this point. I just want someone who can run a country.