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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, too easy. I'd only accept bets on how much of what material is found - like "31 Terabytes of furry porn" or "452 illegal WW1 weapons".

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 months ago

We're both wrong. He's basically an openly dirty cop. https://lemmy.world/comment/10439983

[–] Moose@moose.best 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

31 terabytes? Amateur.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'm a professional yiffer. I can jump rope and keep my tail plug in at the same time. Get on my level.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Also, nothing wrong with furry porn.

It's not for me, but that is a matter of taste, not law.

Losing meth and fentanyl, now that's something to get angry about.