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While I was in the shower, I thought of a brilliant idea! Let’s trigger several smaller volcanic eruptions that release a semi-controlled amount of volcanic ash into other atmosphere. That will cool down the atmosphere, which should buy us some time to fix our carbon emissions.

Then I realized, that doing so would block visible light. Plants need the light to grow, and we need the plants to breathe and eat. Obviously, this is not going to be a long term solution. Oh, and how do you even make sure the volcanic eruption doesn’t spiral out of control and suddenly spew out 50 times the ash we were aiming for. Oh, and volcanoes also spew CO2 and even nastier gases, so… It sounded so good while I was still in the shower. The more I think about it, the worse it gets.

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[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t this what happened in the Matrix?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s exactly what happened in the Matrix. Cypher turned on that volcano, and it solved global warming. Good job Cypher.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.