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Nikki Haley writes ‘finish them’ on IDF artillery shells during Israel visit (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I'm gonna vote for Biden if I have to rise from the dead and crawl through broken glass to do so, and I hope everyone reading this thread does.

I'm not willing to pretend he's not facilitating an ongoing genocide though.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Truth. Unfortunately. Brandon 2024.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not.

I'm not American nor in the US.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lucky you lol

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really. I'm in Northern Ireland and my vote does fuck all to affect who's elected UK Prime Minister. The current governing party runs candidates here but they've never won a seat and their closest competitors don't run any candidates at all here. Never mind I live in a stronghold seat so it won't change anyway.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you tried driving your neighbors to the polling place and before you get there telling them how the other candidate fed glass to your dog?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Personal failure, smh

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This. You deal with the choice in front of you, and not the ones you wish you had. Life is bigger than our little worlds.