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If you don't recognize the number, answer in a funny accent. That's how you defeat the voice harvesters.
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ring ring [deep voice] Investigations.
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ring ring [monkey noises]
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ring ring [raspy voice] Jerome?
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ring ring [play Gilbert Garfield directly into microphone]
Then they just scam your friends family with you doing a funny voice.
ring ring "Drinking urine and help with kidney stones"