What even is this?
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This is the "Lagrangian standard model" - the mathematical formula explaining basically all physics as we know it.
https://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/the-deconstructed-standard-model-equation?language_content_entity=und
When you DON'T assume spherical chickens in a vacuum, this is what you gotta calculate.
lol that’s the next multiverse over, our solution works only with spherical cows in a vacuum.
Oh man, that' explains it. I've been using spherical swallows, which are roughly coconut sized. So really just use coconut maths.
lol yfw you realize you coulda just used cubic swallows and called it a day
Cubic african or european swallows?
Either or works, we're not that precise
The SM is half the puzzle. The other half being Einstein’s field equations (which, despite the beautiful notation, are just as complex). Also, I will note that there are some spherical chickens in this equation as well—like massless neutrinos.
Well, it's a weightless chicken at least, because this model's got no gravity.
Okay, that's actually quite impressive