why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Actually it’s pretty easy. It’s just like holding your poop in.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it'll be transferred to your butt eventually.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

That poor egg, it's gonna go through some rough shit on the way.