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submitted 6 months ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I recently took a class on ARM assembly, and yet I don't even know half of these x86 instructions.

[–] Tamo240@programming.dev 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)

'I recently took a french class, and yet I don't even know half of these german words'

[–] cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had 5 years of Latin classes and I still know lipke 19 Latin words.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lupus vorat agnum = my tailor is rich

there's your rosetta stoned

[–] cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

Ubi est Quintus? Quintus in Hortus est. Quinte, Quinte, Caecilia clamat. - where is Quintus? Quintus is in the garden. Quintus Quintus shouts Caecilia.

Those were the First three sentences from my first Latin Book. I still know them.