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[–] armchair_progamer@programming.dev 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn't make up the C++ part)