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The next 1/6 insurrection in 2025 will consist of hundreds of diapered men smearing the walls with shit. That dude that smeared his shit on the wall at the inaugural insurrection of '20 is gonna think he started a 'movement'
A bowel movement if you will..
Coming this Superbowel Sunday!
Yes, that's the joke, well done
History is going to have a doozy with this period.
Kids will be asking teachers if they are messing with them.
Let's pray it doesn't go other way with listing him as a patriot.
One would think they would omit some of the ridiculous/embarrassing bits if they go full fascist and rewrite history.
But at this point anything is possible.
Only if we don't go full idioacracy. Onion already getting frustrated. I recall them talking about a robot dragon being developed by government and I didn't know it was satire until end because the bar is soo low.