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Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] MrOxiMoron@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Quality, Speed, Cost. Pick two.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 months ago

Also, you can’t just dump a bunch of money and get instant quality and speed.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Shit dude you barely get one nowadays with contractors.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Cost is the only one you can change quickly.