The quickest way to get a team of 10 contractors to turn 100 lines of basic code from a decent engineer into 2k, with 50 janky vulnerable dependencies, that needs to be babied with customized ide's and multi-minute+ build times and 60m long recorded meetings.

Fuck Spring.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They can do that in any season

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Ok, you win! 😁 😂

[–] passepartout@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't want to write a webserver / database connection / scheduler / etc. from scratch. Spring Boot plus lombok turns 2k lines of code into 100.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

... Looks both ways...

Python does the same in 10 lines of code.

... Ducks under a table to avoid the ensuring flames ...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I replaced the P in my LAMP stand with Python and I've never been happier.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Same here.

[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They say he's still ducking to this day

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Yep. That's why we call it "duck typing" in Python.

[–] expr@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Sure... That"s what libraries are for. No one hand-rolls that stuff. You can do all of that just fine (and, actually, in a lot less code, mostly because Java is so fucking verbose) without using the nightmare that is Spring.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 14 points 6 months ago

Fuck Spring.

Actually, there's a lot to be said for being able to configure your spleamtomoter without needing to reverse the polarity on the stack cache rotator arm.

I'm kidding.

Fuck Spring.