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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Lmao, what crazy people did they survey? I call bullshit.

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

Can't read the article due to a paywall, but in theory, I hard agree. There's no way they found a statistically significant number of humans of any age or gender who think Trump respects women. His confession to rape is literally on Youtube.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lol, this headline is a parody.

"The South respects their slaves, says Southern white slave owners."

"North Korea says all North Korean citizens live wonderful lives, says Top North Korean Government Official."