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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 61 points 7 months ago

It's not that I've been dealt a losing hand, it's that my generation wasn't dealt a hand at all, and were cussed out when we asked why the dealer left us out.... Then they told us we lost the game because we were too lazy to buy our own cards to use, even though that's not how Poker works.