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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not a fighter pilot, but when I think "ejection", can't imagine anything but a high-stress situation where the pilot doesn't have time to figure out which is the ejection lever. Imagine a real emergency where the pilot grabs the wrong lever, gently slides back with the seat, and then fucking dies on impact.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

"Gently slides back" 😂