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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle (people.com)

submitted 7 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact. Other mammals besides humans can have bathroom emergencies, too.

Those times you unexpectedly needed to diarrhea immediately and had a photo finish to a bathroom (or not)? Yeah, a dog in an airplane isn't going to have the same luxury. Its bathroom is the floor

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't they have doggy diapers?

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Yes. At 38k feet in a steel tube with no amazon delivery? Probably not.