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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] style99@kbin.social -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Jesus is very much alive, thank you. And he said, ask and you will receive.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

2000 years of any day now.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

So is the Allfather, and he said I should dropkick proselytizing little bitches.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

And he said, ask and you will receive.

What's the con?