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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 79 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

I think they're called fault lines. This is on the level of "tides go in, tides go out, you can't explain that!" Followed by an "are you fucking kidding?" face

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There was a Republican politician that said something along the lines that God was punishing states because they allowed gays. And then his state got hammered in the ass by another storm.

He didn't walk back his statement.

These people just want to blame everything bad on their enemies.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Years ago Rick Perry also demanded that Texans pray for rain and god responded by setting the entire state on fire shortly after.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

And all the smoke particles made it rain?

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I wonder if Rick Perry was watching the Super Bowl the year Prince performed, when it suddenly rained out of nowhere.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

And yet I am the asshole when I point out what belief in skydaddy will cause.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Wasn't there one that had his house blown away?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You also graduated third grade! There must be dozens of us in America!!

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Too smart to get into that hassle.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Nah it's god, and when it's lightning god angy. And rain is god sad. And alligators our ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Dont forget the Angels bowling leauge night.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If my toothbrush was made of meat but I couldn't eat it, I'd be angry too.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

Mama's wrong again!

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's a cult thing. You believe ridiculous shit that wouldn't fool a child as a way of proving your faith. The more ridiculous, the more faithful you are.