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Send them to Australia. Similar climate, and the kangaroos will shit a brick.
Until they unite forces and attack the aussies. Cue another animals vs. Australians war
This is how you get ~~poisonous~~ venomous elephants.
Venomous elephants?
That's the one. Edited.