"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I'm in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of "I just wasn't feeling it."?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

You? Nothing, you're just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that's likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

it's ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Why the geese have to be named?🤪

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone's favorite friend in red.