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[–] billygoat@catata.fish 84 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wasn’t that the joke? Iirc Hammond cut a fuck ton of corners.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 48 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Noo it's just a movie about dinosaurs you can't just point out that it critiques science and capitalism, we love science and capitalism!!

[–] docAvid@midwest.social 18 points 8 months ago

I do rather like science.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with the science in Jurassic Park? All of the problems in the park originate from underfunding security.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bioengineering is inherently dangerous with a high likelihood of disrupting Earth's ecosystems, killing millions of people, etc. if you do something wrong. A key safety step, as they discuss in one of the movies, is making their organisms unable to reproduce so they can't increase their populations unchecked. Which they failed to do. In real life there are people creating new viruses and there is no amount of security that makes that kind of work completely safe.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

It criticises science for profit. They literally invite various scientists who know their stuff and they all tell Hammond he's a fucking idiot. It's much clearer in the books, though, where you get to read where they notice all the enclosure mistakes that were made by Hammond's team.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That's a book thing more than a movie thing, IIRC. Hammond was more of an asshole cheapskate in the book.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] LordPassionFruit@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

The book is better than the movie, and Jurassic Park is one of my favourite movies.

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Books always seem to be better than the movie, however, movies can be fun. Books give you more information and lets you hear what people are thinking.

[–] Stretch2m@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Hammond definitely works better as an unrepentant asshole in the book.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So the real monsters were the humans all along. Ugh so cliche. /s