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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean I want a stripper girlfriend and a gold-top les Paul but we don’t always get what we want do we, Steve you prick

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

As someone who dated a stripper in college and got to know a lot of those folks outside of work, trust me, you don’t actually want a stripper girlfriend.

Edit: That said, the guitar is a fine choice.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Well this is just begging the question for the rest of us: why not?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you want a stripper girlfriend you must be cool with her doing stripper things, but it turns out a lot of guys aren't.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah that part makes sense haha. Wasn't sure if that was still her occupation or not at the time.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, let’s just say that the likelihood to encounter people with a history of trauma, or atypical perspectives on intimacy, goes up.

In my case, I was dating someone that never really learned what normal displays of public affection looked like. Which created some very awkward moments for me and the people around me.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Believe me, I get it.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure Jesus will answer you on the subject of stripper girlfriends

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I held any value in what a made up man had to say about the subject I guess.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Well he is the person who accosted you on the subject. Self-reportedly, that is

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A gold topless Paul? Whatever floats your boat

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pools usually don't come with tops, they're holes in the ground you fill with water.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Actually all the pools I’ve come across come complete with a top and a bottom - that’s just like a car for example, usually they come equipped with an inside and an outside (but not always)