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[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wait til you reach your 110s, that's when things really start cramping

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I plan to shed my limbs before then and transform into a lizard.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Personally, I'll become a mind in an anthropomorphic machine in the highly unlikely event that the technology gets there in the 25-40 years I have left lol.

Lizards are cool and all, but being cold-blooded only works for capitalists and have you ever tried playing Fallout New Vegas without hands?