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Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal (feddit.de)
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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 months ago

"How dare you use software on your hardware," says another worthless gaggle of bastard morons.

Just have Jensen Huang flop his dick out and say CUDA is an anti-competitive tactic. It wouldn't be less obvious.