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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

[–] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

🏳️‍⚧️

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Also rings don't make you invisible.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 38 points 8 months ago

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not queries, programs. They have pid

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Shoot, you are ~~right~~ wrong. They are processes.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)