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Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens says he doesn't believe in space (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 8 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 68 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you push someone through the higher education complex on a sports scholarship...

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he might just be dumb. Pretty sure I knew space was real before I was 10 lol

[–] pizzazz@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Exactly. An idiot like this should never be enrolled in a technical university.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Football tho.