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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the smartest man alive told you he would kill for Santa Claus would that not terrify you?

You could be an alien with such a complex knowledge and understanding of physics that you can manipulate matter on a molecular scale but the minute you bring up the almighty Kloothorp as your lord and savior I'm out.